A younger Tim'ofej is having a nice evening at the local bath house, soaking in the hot tub, when he gets suddenly approached by an attractive young cougar.
| Role | Voice |
|---|---|
| Tim'ofej | Lynard |
| Meld'okan | Eisfuchs |
A younger Tim'ofej is having a nice evening at the local bath house, soaking in the hot tub, when he gets suddenly approached by an attractive young cougar.
Water flowing into various pools, visitors having light conversation
Tim'ofej approaches, barefooted. Patt, patt, patt, patt.
Tim'ofej: "Ah, perfect, the entire hot tub just for myself ..."
Tim'ofej climbs into the hot tub, one foot at a time.
Tim'ofej: "Ah ... ah ... ah ... hot ... ahh ... *relaxes* Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!"
Tim'ofej takes a deep breath, and lets himself float.
Meld'okan approaches. Tappititappititapp.
They don't know each other yet!
Meld'okan: "Oh hi, Twinkyfoxy. Mind if I come in?"
Tim'ofej (surprised): "Huh? Sure, why not? It's a hot tub for everyone?"
Meld'okan gets into the water
splishysplashy
Meld'okan: "Sorry, I'm not very good at pickup lines."
Tim'ofej: "Oh, sorry, didn't realize that was supposed to be a pickup line."
Meld'okan: "Happens to me all the time."
Tim'ofej: "But I'm fine with Twinkyfoxy. And what's your name, Daddycatty?"
Meld'okan: "I'm Meld'okan. I noticed you're here almost every week. I think you're very cute, and I thought, maybe you'd be interested in hooking up for tonight."
Tim'ofej: "Nah, sorry. You might have gotten me last week, but today I'm just here to soak. My back is killing me."
Meld'okan: "Oh, sorry to hear that. Too much heavy lifting?"
Tim'ofej: "Quite the opposite. Too much sitting at my desk."
Meld'okan: "My friends say I give a pretty good back massage. Would you like one?"
Tim'ofej: "That offer is hard to resist ... just don't get any ideas, ok?"
Meld'okan: "You know, sometimes people just want to be nice. Turn around, TwinkyFoxy."
Tim'ofej: "You can call me Tim."
Tim'ofej moves around in the water
Meld'okan: "Hmm ... by Zan'ika's ear tufts, your shoulders feel like rocks ..."
Tim'ofej: "Yeah ... yeah ... ahh ... right there ... damn your paws are strong ..."
Meld'okan: "They have to be. I'm a carpenter. Just finished by apprenticeship at Dur'okul's."
Tim'ofej: "Nice ... gahhh! Ack ... hrgmbl ... blblblblbl ..."
Tim'ofej slightly sinks under water, relaxing.
Tim'ofej: "*blubb*blubb*blubb*blubb*blubb*blubb*"
Meld'okan: "Wow, that's a pretty amazing fur tattoo you have there ... who designed that?"
Tim'ofej re-emerges
Tim'ofej: "*GASP* I made it myself. I'm an artist. Well ... at least I want to be one."
Meld'okan: "It looks amazing. I wish I had one like this. Do you take commissions?"
Tim'ofej: "For gold, yes. For sex, no."
Meld'okan: "Come on, I'm horny, but not that horny."
Tim'ofej: "Hrssssgngnn ..."
Meld'okan (working hard): "Your back muscles have more knots than the entire Canine Chickenball league."
Tim'ofej: "I'm working on my portfolio. Trying to establish my reputation."
Meld'okan: "Have you ever thought of applying for art guild?"
Tim'ofej: "I don't think they'd take someone like me."
Meld'okan: "Not with that attitude. What's your problem, you only do tattoos and porn?"
Tim'ofej: "Whatever pays the bills."
Meld'okan: "Would you draw porn of me?"
Tim'ofej: "50 for a sketch, 100 for line art, 300 full color on canvas."
Meld'okan: "Dude, that's way too cheap!"
Tim'ofej: "Tell that to my customers."
Meld'okan: "Stop selling yourself short. My uncle works at the art guild in Weld'ona - would you like me to show him your portfolio when it's ready?"
Tim'ofej: "Really? That would be awesome!"
Meld'okan: "Sure thing. Why not?"
Tim'ofej: "Man, thank you so much. And thanks for the massage, too. I feel so much better now."
Meld'okan: "So are we going to see each other again?"
Tim'ofej: "What about tomorrow evening? At the Kitten and Rooster?"
Meld'okan: "Perfect! So my pickup line wasn't that bad after all."
Tim'ofej: "You sneaky bastard!"
Meld'okan: "See you tomorrow, TwinkyFoxy!"